- You're a baritone character in an Italian opera & you expect to get the girl.
- You're a dramatic tenor & you listen to advice from the baritone.
- A contralto gives you advice & you don't follow it.
- You sing to anyone about their mother.
- You sing to anyone about your jewelry.
- You're a bass & you shake your head violently on stage, releasing a cloud of talcum
powder into the air.
- You're a mezzo & you expect to get the same fee as the soprano, unless you're both
paying the impresario for the chance to sing.
- You're a prompter & you have a dust allergy.
- You bite into the prop apple & discover that it's papier mache.
- Your agent persuades you to sing Tosca, & you have acrophobia.
- Your agent persuades you to sing Cavaradossi & you have enemies in the Corelone
family.
- You're a soprano character in a romantic opera & expect to live.
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