Lucia's

• Have that talk with my brother
• Ask post office about missing mail
• Bring gown to dry cleaner

Violetta's

• Take Cough Medicine
• Have Party
• Meet Alfredo
• Take more cough medicine
• Buy house in country
• Buy more cough medicine
• Leave Alfredo for his sister's sake
• Return to Paris
• Sell possessions at auction
• Borrow some cough medicine
• Call Doctor

Norma's

• Read management book, get tips on how to handle rebellious subordinates
• Read self-help book about falling in love with unsuitable men
• Contact Druid day-care agency about kids. They're starting to misbehave during the mistletoe cutting ceremony.
• Talk to council about purchasing self-starting pyre

Calaf's

• Bang that Gong!
• Win the Quiz
• Boff the beauty
• Refill the Ice Tray

Don Giovanni's

• Seduce noble woman
• Kill her father
• Run Away
• Abuse manservant
• Avoid jealous ex-lover
• Seduce peasant
• Abuse manservant
• Throw party
• Invite statue to dinner
• Abuse manservant
• Pretend to be manservant
• Seduce servant of ex-lover
• Have dinner
• Argue with manservant
• Fight with statue come to life
• Be dragged kicking and screaming to hell without the benefit of dying first

Elektra's

• Buy shampoo
• Get manicure
• Polish axe
• Cut mother's face out of all family photographs

Desdemona's

• Learn to communicate with spouse.
• Have copies of your mother-in-law's handkerchief made.

Otello's

• Learn to communicate with spouse.

Iago's

• Don't speak to the Racial Equality Commission

Rigoletto's

• Hire more faithful assassins.

Tosca's

• Buy a bullet proof vest.

Sheriff Rance's

• Carry your own deck of poker cards.

Simon Boccanegra's

• Give up drinking.

Azucena's

• Give up throwing babies into fires. Bathing is a safer way to clean them.

Wotan's

• Avoid dwarfs.

Melissande's

• Get hair done.

Elsa's

• Improve your questioning technique.

Don Carlos'

• Speak to psychologist about Oedipus complexes.

Tristan's

• Refuse drinks from strange women.